Congratulations to North Korea

Well done to North Korea for their lovely rocket launch. Nothing says world power like a sleek phallus swooping into space in order to transmit revolutionary songs to an applauding world.

Some South Koreans watch the inspiring launch and consider going over to
Communism by chucking away all their food and throwing themselves in prison.

So whilst North Korean ingenuity and scientific advances are now indisputable perhaps it might be possible to put some of that brain power and finance towards feeding the North Korean people.

Perhaps Gil Scott Heron could do a new version of Whitey on the Moon in honour of the occasion.