It seems the whole country is complicit

As the days roll by we begin to see more and more revelations of dodgy gifts given to Labour through intermediaries. Of course no one would suggest that these gifts were given in order to get any favours in return. Like planning permission for extremely profitable building developments. Well, possibly some do - but they are all raving communists without the ability to understand that multi millionaire businessmen are genuinely some of the nicest people you could ever meet, who never think of themselves or their own gain. After all they already have millions of pounds so why would they need any more?

Alas it seems though that the scandal was far more wide spread than it was originally thought. The Daily (Maybe) can exclusively reveal that thousands of "parents" have been giving gifts anonymously to their children via a false identity. "Santa" aka "Santa Claus" aka "Saint Nick" is not only someone who is not registered to vote in this country there is some doubt as to whether he even really exists. These donations nationally come to millions of pounds worth of gratuities, globally the total may be billions.

I have in my possession two disks which list the names of all the parents in this country and Mr Claus is not listed among them - yet we are expected to believe that millions of children every year receive a no-strings sack of goodies. Can we really suppose he knows them all? It seems at best unlikely.

Although some claim that these gifts are simply warm hearted gestures of generosity it can also been revealed that there *are* strings attached. Far from being simple donations they are conditional on the catch all phrase that the recipients are "good" this year. A more chilling phrase it is difficult to imagine I'm sure you'll agree.

The Daily (Maybe) team have has as yet been unable to ascertain whether Gordon Brown knew of this scam - I'll keep you posted.