Bad Matthew was very concerned that I was revealing too much about myself on the blog. Oh you haven't seen anything yet - I've been watching Big Brother!!!
It finishes tomorrow which is a hellish thought. Anyway, for those of you who have not been keeping up here is my precis of the finalists.
Profiles: the boys
Low point: this week he has chosen to spend a large amount of valuable vote winning time snogging Nikki. Yes, we were all happy to see the first kiss but the British public is fickle - you keep it up (cough) and you'll be public enemy number one before you know it.
From day one: all the housemates assumed Pete was going to win - and its probably true.
Interests: ranting against posh people, promoting Welsh nationalism, eating black pudding.
Special skills: roof top escapades, life guard, small town charm (hopes to teach Welsh when he grows up)
Bad points: stuck up for obnoxious bully Grace, weakness for fake breasts.
Interests: moulding plastic, hats, wicked diary room remarks.
Give him a break: has been up for eviction almost every week and has beaten the opposition into the ground.
Stop crying: whilst Richard has been the most grown up housemate he has burst into tears twice in the last couple of weeks - once when he won a letter from home and once when he let down his friend Lea (pictured in the mirror). Good strategy, less is more.
Profiles: the girls
Aisleena super villain on the scale of Moriaty, Lex Luther and Donald Rumsfeld all rolled into one. Bookies have slashed her odds to win in the last few days - but don't be fooled big bets don't reflect her actually popularity (or lack there-of) I suspect she has dark minions trying to fool the nation.
Super bitch quote: you better know yourself little girl (what?)
Greatest fears: that people are not noticing her, that people aren't going to vote for her.
New low: deliberately sabotaged arch rival Pete's "election speech" and then wanted everyone to feel sorry for her about it.
As a returning housemate: she is privy to the newspaper gossip about all the housemates and aware of secret diary room conversations. People say she is playing up to her stereotype but they forget she was a headcase when she was in the house before.
Mass of contradictions: people like her but can't stand her at the same time. We know she is a good person, but don't really want to put up with her tantrums.
My secret shame: I may be developing a crush on her - therefore it is good the show is ending - because that is super sad.
Pros and Cons: the tactic of not getting noticed (by not being mental) can get you to the final - but it can't get you the £100,000 - she's been coming out of her shell of late but no matter how deserving she has not got a chance.
Who I want to win
Richard then Glyn then Jennie then Pete - anyone but Aishleen or Nikki.
My prediction for tomorrow's eviction order
1st out Jennie
2nd out Richard
3rd out Nikki
4th out Aishleen
5th out Glyn
6th out, and therefore the winner, Pete
Ooooohhh it's so exciting!